Monday, June 1, 2009

I don't even know what to say.....

This morning as I was up getting ready for my first day at VBS, I hear Neil's door open up, Pebbles (our boxer dog) walk in his room and then his door slam!

I sit for a min and think...OK...last week he somehow got in the crib without us noticing and today he got out??? I heard no noise, nothing!

So I get up walk down the hallway and go to open the door and Neil has his hand on the inside door handle and he is pushing the door closed and I am trying to open the door.

I call his name and he pulls open the door and there is my sweet "too smart for his age" son and my dog standing there.

So I think...do I get upset, do I laugh, do I ask him to show me his circus routine that he can do to get out of his crib without hurting himself...what do I say??

So the dog walks out and I ask him how he got out of his crib and he turns and points to a mound of stuffed animals and blankets that are piled high right next to his crib. He somehow got the stuffed animals that are in his crib and his 3 blankets to stack on top of each other and I can only assume climbed out and probably fell on them.....hence the lack of tears in his eyes or the very loud thump we would have heard.

So after I get a hold of my thoughts that start to race ahead 15 years to the fact that he will know how to escape the house and sneak out or be my dare devil child...I lay him down to change his diaper and tell him that if he wants out of the crib he needs to yell for Mama or Dada before getting out. So then he yells "DADDY" as loud as he can for the next min or so.

Neil....your already out of the crib...hush up!

So...job for today, lower the crib mattress and hide video camera in room so we can get his acrobatics on tape, send it into America's Funniest Video's and win lots of money so we can afford all those Dr. visits due to his lack of fear!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

awww my lil cousin is a lil hudini? my friends kids have all excaped like that..1 even managed to lock himself and his mother in his room... ask the peditrician(sp?) but he had told my friend since her kid likes to excape during the nite, to ensure the childs safety...put a lock on the outside of the childs door...???? BUT of corse like i said he managed to lock both of them in there...HEHE

cousin sarah

Anonymous said...

very clever little boy!

Mama Fish said...

Oh Brandi! What a funny post! I would die if our little guy figured that out! :-)

Safta Datya said...

This is a very funny story. Yes, he is going to keep you on your toes. We are going to have to figure how to Houdini proof the house when you are here.

I love Neil's ingenuity.

Mom